Sunday, February 22, 2009

My Favorite Casino (by name, of course, since I don't go to casinos)

So, who has heard of Morongo Casino? I have seen the many commercials they have, claiming that they have more payouts then others, blah blah blah. But, the commercials are not what get me... it's their name. It has to be the PERFECT casino name to have ever come out! It sums up the experience perfectly! Let's break it down, shall we? "Morongo Casino" -> "Moron go Casino" -> "Morons go to the casino." There we go! They seem to perfectly understand it! Well, for any more proof, just track how much money you spent vs. gained in casinos the next 10-20 times you go and see how much you 'hit the jackpot.'

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